An UFO was sighted yesterday evening flying over Ludwigshafen.
Witnesses reported that the flying sauce was coming
from Mannheim.
Later in the evening, two Mannheimer aliens were spotted at the Ludwigshafen Weihnachtsmark.
As the local
police asked them to show their papers, the aliens protested: "The Worscht tastes in LU much better than in Mannheim."